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(Before I begin talking about this game I'd like to say I did not use any form of AI for this review)
This is the greatest game and nothing will ever come close to its level of divine perfection, and I mean that with every atom of my being. Out of the hundreds upon hundreds of games I played nothing beats Minesweeper Extended. Red Dead Redemption 2, Breath of the Wild, and Half-Life 2 pray to reach such greatness. This is not a game. This is the purest art form I have ever had the pleasure of consuming. No, this, this is the very voice of God itself speaking to me. The release of Minesweeper Extended will go down as an event so profound, that the very second coming of Christ could not top it. Out of all 2024 years in our Gregorian calendar thus far, nothing, and I mean no event shall ever come close to the perfection that is this masterpiece. With that being said, this review is not going to spoil Minesweeper Extended's core gameplay as it would be robbing you of a once in a lifetime experience.

First, the masterful music. Let me describe it to you when you open this marvelous piece of art... The beginning of the composition simple, almost comic. Just a pulse alternating back and forth, of electronic sound, like a rusty squeezebox. Then suddenly; a melody of such masterful precision, such greatness. Every single note is so deliberate yet so soft. The second melody is taken by something I can only describe as the sound of an oboe which takes the harmony and sweetens it into such a marvel of such delight. The harmony is something so masterfully written for melody, it is utter perfection that I did not know could be achieved. Some instrument that acts as a string double bass in the background playing the same pulse, only this time as the second melody kicks in its frequency increases and the melody and harmony work together to make such beauty. It's utter brilliance easily tramples that of the musical genius of Mozart, Beethoven, and even Chopin. This was no composition by a script kiddie or self taught "musician"! This was a music I’d never heard. Filled with such longing, such unfulfillable longing. It seemed to me that I was hearing the very voice of God when I first opened up the game. Then just as I feel I am rising to the very heavens, the song repeats. The rusty squeezebox, all over again. My only complaint is this divine voice of God ends so quickly and yet I believe at the same time, that if it did last longer God's voice would die into something unrecognizable. In that, I guess I am grateful. This leads us to the second reason of this being the greatest form of art to come out of the human race. I give Minesweeper Extended's OST a 100/100

Along with the very voices of God, Minesweeper Extended has something called skins which is an extremely creative idea that repaints and refreshes even the weakest of Minesweeper Extended's modes (which is still more brilliant than all forms of art that have come out of the human race as a whole). The premise of Minesweeper Extended's skins are to freshen up Minesweeper Extended's modes and give them a new coat of paint which has been done in the past but I believe Hocz has perfected the very craft of it. It is a new way of experiencing the masterpiece that is Minesweeper Extended. I give Minesweeper Extended's skin feature a 100/100.

The utter brilliance of the music and Minesweeper Extended's Skin's is somehow utterly overshadowed by even the weakest of Minesweeper Extended's modes which I believe to unfortunately be the 3D mode. Before I am accused of being a heretic by the enormous fan base that is Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode please let me provide an explanation. I wholehearted believe that Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode is greater than any form of art ever conceived by humanity thus far, and if it were not for the brilliance of the other ways to consume Minesweeper Extended I would worship Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode with my heart and soul. However, I believe that Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode is trying to succeed from the already successful Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode. I am not trying to accuse this at all and those are absolutely not my intentions I love each and every one of Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode's fan's. I just observed that the 3D mode's core gameplay is quite similar to Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode however the genius begins to shine once you stop looking at the innards of the mode. The real genius behind it is the fact that now instead of a flat screen the masterful core of Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode is transported into a world of 3 dimensions. This is not even all for show either. You can use the WASD keys to move your camera around giving you 100 percent more movement options than in Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode. These movement options are revolutionary to not just the gaming industry and Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode fanbase, but revolutionary to the very fundamentals and the pillars of our society and species as a whole. Hocz the developer is an utter genius for thinking of Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode and I am whole heartedly convinced even if all the greatest minds of the 21st century were alive today they could not even make something that mimics the brilliance of this mode. So that is why Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode is utter brilliance however, due to being mechanically the same at its core to Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode I'm unfortunately going to have to give it a 100/100, and to Minesweeper Extended's 3D mode's fans I respect all of you and this was not a personal attack.

The next Minesweeper Extended mode I believe to be of divine status is Minesweeper Extended's Hexagonal mode. Just as before this is most definitely not an attack on the Minesweeper Extended's Hexagonal mode fanbase. Let me give a reasoning on why I put it here. But again, this mode is the very face of God I experience. There is no more this mode could have done to have been better and I believe that all flaws to any of Minesweeper Extended's Key Features is a fault of the very reality we live in and not that of the absolute mastermind that is Hocz. With that being said I put Minesweeper Extended's Hexagonal mode here because it gets rid of the chance that comes with Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode by a large margin, and the very nature of the universe is for it to be chaotic. Without chaos there would be no Hocz, there would be no people, and there would be no Minesweeper Extended. But with that being said the mode gets put here because hexagons are utter perfection, and they are a shape of notorious divine status and is to be respected. So I give this mode grudgingly, a 100/100.

I am going to make a bold decision here, and I am going to combine Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode and Infinite mode. I am sorry but I believe they are one in the same as they follow the same core and mostly gameplay. This is not a personal attack against Minesweeper Extended's Infinite mode's fans. With that being said, Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode is something I can only describe as something so masterfully crafted, so utterly genius that I believe that a divine figure spoke to us through Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode. There are however some fools who claim that it is a game based on luck. To that I say it absolutely is not and the very very rare cases that the game is luck I would say there is poetry in that. Minesweeper Extended's Classic mode works when it is random because of the fact that if it were completely and utterly stale and uniform then it would be like Minesweeper Extended's Hexagonal mode, no thrill, and no fun. I believe that for as long as Minesweeper Extended's stay, there is purpose in life. Minesweeper Extended is like nothing I have ever experienced before, it's very perfection brings tears to my eyes. There is meaning for us to exist and that is Minesweeper Extended, 100/100

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