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🍆 * 🎁 * 💄 * ⛳ * 🚕 * 🎄 * 🐳 * 🌋 * 🐝 * 🎈 * 💚 * 🕺 * 🎍 * 🌸 * 📘 * 😺
ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up; I said "Did you get my drift?"
ㅤ* Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
🌳 * 👹 * 💛 * 🍇 * 🥗 * 🍧 * 💗 * 🌽 * 👹 * ⚡ * 🐛 * 🎽 * 🍖 * 💙 * ⛳ * 📒
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!