My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Mama said, she's my brothers daughter
And I don't even know who's my father
I guess she's my cousin
But she needs some sweet lovin' anyway

I would like to go mad on one condition, namely, that I would become a happy madman, lively and always in a good mood, without any troubles and obsessions, laughing senselessly from morning to night.

Into the blue again after the money's gone
Once in a lifetime, water flowing underground

Nights in white satin
Never reaching the end
Letters I've written
Never meaning to send

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation recently.

Never again.