so one night, dababy the famous american rapper, came to my house tonight. he took a crowbar and smashed down my door, the only thing i could muster to say was "lessss go". the silhouette of a PT cruiser peeks into my broken door frame. there he is, standing, DABABY. he comes closer, approaching me. i shiver in fear as dababy drops the crowbar and gets closer and closer. that's it, he's got me. as he grabs me by my shirt and lifts me up, he says, "i will turn you into a convertible". everything goes black. i wake up the next morning in a car factory with my left kidney missing. he had done it. dababy turned me into a convertible...