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Good morning beautiful people
Доброе утро, красивые люди
Dobroye utro, krasivyye lyudiii
おはようございます美しい人たち
Ohayo gozaimasu utsukushi hito tachii
Guten Morgen, ihr lieben Leutee
Bonjour belles personnees
Buongiorno bella gentee
Bom dia gente lindaa


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BAYRAMINIZ KUTLU OLSUN

Merhaba beyefendi sayfama kadar zahmet edip gelmeniz beni derinden üzdü size nacizane ikramim validenizin uzvu diyarına bir garip arkadaş grubu olarak bu gece ziyarette bulunduk kesmi gece vakti ben birde tek ugrayarak bir tutam aldım

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Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* I'm beginning to think that if opportunity ever does knock, it'll be because it has to use my bathroom.
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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