a smile, then a laugh, then.. excitement.. turns out the man and the woman are from the Guinness world records team and had just been informed that the record of the most amount of pancakes eaten in under 3 minutes had just been broken.

they preform a autopsy on the young boy in the middle of the floor and lay out the smooched pancakes on the table.

"these pancakes are too smooshed to be able to count.. we will have to get a expert"

we wait for the smooshed pancake expert and when he enters with a cretin aroma surrounding him.
this is a man who knows the difference between a smooshed cake and a unsmooshed cake i think to my self.

the counting starts
1..2...3...4..5........and so on

and the grand total comes to....