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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:35am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:55am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 3:32am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:50am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 3:09pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 9:43am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 2:47am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 2:43am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 5:57am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 12:29pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 2:49am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2020 @ 2:43am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 5:09am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 10:44am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:26am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 6:34am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 6:31am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:30am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 6:01am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 9:10am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:37am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 5:58am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:26am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2017 @ 4:46am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2020 @ 1:54pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 6:15am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:11am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 9:02am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2017 @ 6:20am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2017 @ 6:34am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2017 @ 8:11am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 6:14am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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