Recent reviews by 琉克

Me: Have to go to work in 1 hour, mayyybe i'll just check the greenskin campaign...
*3 Hours later*
Boss calls: Where the f¤"k are you?
Me: WAAAGH!!

Why are my survivors always pissed off? If you're hungry go find your own food. I'm not your Daddy.

you'll never get as much dopamine as you will when you hit a BT-5 with a 120MM HE shell.

Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.

-Spawn in
-No idea what to do
-Apparently I am one of the monsters
-Figures out how to open the door and escape
-Guy with a lab coat outside the door
-cant-move.exe
-Mans name is Doctor Hot Ass
-He cannot hear me but I hear him
-Hot Ass asks for a truce we shall not kill eachother
-Initialize friendship
-Hot Ass calls me peanut
-Everyone calls me peanut
-Tell my monster friends Dr. Hot Ass is an ally and not to be killed.
-Leads me through a labrynth
-See the exit, sweet freedom
-Walk outside to see many soldiers
-Doctor Hot Ass pleads with them not to kill me
-All good for a moment
-Mob mentality ensues
-Peanut has been shot in cold blood
-Voice channel errupts in arguments over the death of Peanut.

-Spawn back in
-Monster again
-Fellow monster walks up and asks "Are you peanut?"
-I reply "Yes"
-Screams to the others "LORD PEANUT, ALL HAIL LORD PEANUT!"
-I am now the lord of the SCP monsters

10/10

It's not about killing zombies, it's about protecting three idiots that do everything in their power to die.

Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.

very helpful for my future job

on my first quest i was told to get some tools back from the town drunk.

i broke into his house to try to steal them back, but the chest was locked.

i tried to find the guy who sells lockpicks but gave up on that and decided to try a different way.

i went back and just started punching the man, and was forced to run for my life after realizing he has the hands.

i went to some womans home and knocked her unconscious and stole her onions, then sold the onions to buy charcoal for my father.

i then used the rest of the gold to go to the tavern and get drunk, thinking that it would up my speech enough to convince my fellow drunk to give the tools back.

i did not take into account that people do not want to talk after you punch them, and he quickly ran to a guard and i was thrown into jail.

i then burned to death in jail and had to restart.

this was the tutorial.

If the civillians wanted to live they wouldnt have got shot