I ♥♥♥♥ myself on a regular basis. No, I will not shower. No, I will not change my pants. No, I do NOT know how to use the bathroom. No, stop asking me to leave. No, I am not resisting arrest. No, I do not need a lawyer. No, I did not assault her. Just because I don't conform to society does NOT mean I am a lesser Alpha. #FECESSPECIES