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Een vertaalprobleem melden
For a lumber company employing two men and a cut-off saw, the
marginal product of labor for any number of additional workers
equals zero until the acquisition of another cut-off saw.
Let's not even consider a chainsaw.
- Mike Dennison
[You could always schedule the saw, though - ed.]
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Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.
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If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
-- Chinese Proverb
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[Peter has lost his ability to play the piano]
Lois: Peter, talent doesn't disappear just like that!
Peter: Well, sometimes it does. I mean, you were pretty bad in bed Saturday night. [Flashback]
Peter: Come on Lois, move or something! Jeez, it's like doing it with a pillow.
Lois: Peter, I stayed at my mother's that ♥♥♥