Recent reviews by NaMeanDoe

Put in a little time to learn the tricks and flow. Session is pure addiction thereafter.

free form fun with replay and still frames. get them shots doe.

Play Eternal League first with your new teams, especially mixed. Matchups work out so much better. Max fun from there. Dice still suck... Dice doe...

This game is now about playing against mostly bot opponents. The ranked mode is a waste of time. The queues never match you up. The timer just keeps going. Either it's casual games against bots or endless ranked timers. Metal League requires a fully committed team of 4 players queued together, so that's a waste as well. How the hell are you supposed to get friends to join the game? There's no incentives for them to play. What a joke. Good thing it's free.

This game is a pathetic joke on most levels. Colorful language? Player ban. Blatant cheating and throwing games through all kinds of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ means? No concern whatsoever.
The content does absolutely nothing for the game. All the "rewards" are purely for looks. They don't do anything at all. Don't waste your money on the game. It gives you nothing, while always taking money.
Server monitoring is a dreadful ruse. They don't do a damn thing to save the quality of the online experience for the players. They practically invite the trolls, considering their inaction towards them.
F--- Rocket League. What a waste in every way.

Doom is dope. Until it freezes and forces you to kill it or it just boots you out without cause or explanation. Sad. I enjoy it when it functions.

This game blows. All advantage is always slanted to the computer. Passes frequently fly past open attackers. Goal kicks frequently go nowhere near the player you point them at, but directly to wide open opponents. Cpu players run at full speed all game and don't tire, but user energy meters die quickly with even moderate use of the sprint function. Defenders don't respond to most user input, especially inside the box. If the A.I. team has a corner kick, you might as well get ready for the kickoff. They have improved nothing at all. Absolutely nothing. This is the madden of soccer games (that's no compliment). Goodbye, Konami. I'll be sure to spread the word.