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The man she had was kind and clean
And well enough for every day,
But oh, dear friends, you should have seen
The one that got away.
-- Dorothy Parker, "The Fisherwoman"
In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
-- Burma Shave
How doth the VAX's C-compiler
Improve its object code.
And even as we speak does it
Increase the system load.
How patiently it seems to run
And spit out error flags,
While users, with fru
🐝 -- 🎄 -- 👹 -- 🌏 -- 📒 -- 🎈 -- 👾 -- 👽 -- 😺 -- 🐠 -- 👑 -- 👾 -- 🥒 -- 🔋 -- 🚗
Non draco sit mihi dvx
Vade retro Satana!
Nvmqvam svade mihi vana
Svnt mala qvæ libas
Ipse venena bibas!