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58.0 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
Old but gold! This is a must play for every Steam user period.
Posted 15 November, 2024.
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20.4 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
Yarr matey, this game be a great time with ye mateys. You can collect treasures through many ways, and even mess with ye mates in hilariouse ways! Me especially enjoys stealing booty from others hands with the harpoon.
Posted 6 October, 2024.
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161.7 hrs on record (160.0 hrs at review time)
WE ARE SO BACK, BABY!
Posted 27 June, 2024.
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51.9 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It is pretty much Pokémon and Ark mixed together as they say, and the result is quite fun! It's pretty much a standard survival game where you build a base, but you have cute creatures that help you out wherever you may need!

If you like the dark humor in cute things having guns like in Shadow The Hedgehog, then you will find good amusement here.

Nintendo is trying to sue as of typing this, but I strongly doubt the charges will go through, the creatures are distinct and original in their designs, and copycats like Digimon seem to be just fine.
Posted 26 January, 2024.
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5.9 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
OH BOY, YOU REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD WORK OUT WELL FOR YOU BLIZZARD!? HA!!
Now I'm not an Overwatch fan, but I empathize with those that are huge fans of what this game meant to them, and to the skilled people behind the scenes. You really thought you could just delete your beloved game just to replace it with this cash grab that was meant to be story driven? You really went on to promise a PvE squeal but then NOO~ just drop it completely then delete the first game off the planet? Just for reference; Team Fortress Classic is still available to purchase in a Half-Life bundle even though literally nobody plays it anymore.
Now you have the gull to release your disrespectful "game" onto the very platform your rival is from, and for what? I hope it's not money or players, cause neither won't last long. I feel bad for you--no, I feel bad for all those skilled and talented people that you hired that did the characters, models, writing, voicing, and animation, just to be used in your filthy money dispenser that you sloppily covered with a broken mess you call a "team-based action shooter"
Your end is coming soon Blizzard, first newcomers will see the abundant negative reviews on Steam and YouTube, then purchases will slow to a crawl, and the last few players on your servers will just be the most dedicated OW fans that you spat in their faces will slowly begin losing faith and interest. What you have done is evil, greedy, and shameful.
I'm off to play a game owned by people that care for their fans and not letting money tamper with their games by an insane degree.
Have a nice day, and I'm really sorry Overwatch community, you didn't deserve any of this.
Posted 16 August, 2023.
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42.7 hrs on record (30.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An incredibly robust game with pretty in depth mechanics, to the point that you could actually tell a pretty compelling story of how you died. (It's the point of the game, you will die eventually)
I didn't enjoy it at first, but once I starting understanding how things worked and I developed some muscle memory, it's actually really fun using your experience gained to pull of some close calls.
This game certainly isn't for everybody with the sheer depth of mechanics, so I'd suggest maybe checking a video or two that go into the gameplay to see if you're really willing to get it.
Posted 3 August, 2023.
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7.3 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Free mod that makes the arsenal feel good even if I'm still not fully adjusted to it, with some nice extra flourishes added like more gib models for most NPC's, or security guards having more than one appearance.
If you liked HL2 MMod, then expect to be pleased with what's in store, with the only jank is just from Half-Life 1 itself.
Posted 13 June, 2023.
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8.3 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
A pretty fun mystery game filled with heart and passion behind it, and reminds me of a detective game I played a long time ago when I was in elementary.
It's faithful to the history of the hedgehog with references both subtle and apparent from Knuckles Chaotix, to even the Saturday morning show that a lot of fans new and old will appreciate.
Don't even get me started on the beautiful art! The cast is so expressive, and the locations are well detailed.
My only gripe is the angle of the road in the mini-game made me feel cross-eyed, and it was hard to dodge obstacles when everything was blurred by both my vision line, and my brain adding motion blur.
It's free, so you don't have much to lose if you don't think this is the game for you.
Posted 9 June, 2023. Last edited 9 June, 2023.
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423.9 hrs on record (287.8 hrs at review time)
I've had this software for only a couple months, and I somehow have 100+ more hours on it than my #1 favorite game in my Steam library that I had for years now. I'm still just messing around to learn how to use this crazy software and not yet ready to do a full project just yet.
Yet I'm still having a lot of fun using it, the freedom to do nearly everything you desire is so daunting that doing the basics like recreating the shaders for a PS3 character feels like you completely mastered that part of it, when really you just started.
Posted 7 June, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.4 hrs on record (44.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is very chaotic and hard, you can die to predatory creatures in a matter of seconds, the ships can be breached and flooded very easily, and several systems can fail and repairing them in a sizable ship can take several minutes, but that's actually what makes it a lot of fun.
This game is an army of challenges that you overcome, and getting the ship back to 100% is unsatisfying in the best way possible. You know that isn't over yet, the ship is running really well, but for how long?
It comes down to planning priorities, a good trust in crewmates, and crisis management.
Welcome to the unforgiving depths of Europa, are you ready to take on the challenges of Barotrauma?
Posted 1 August, 2022.
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