ive never been more aroused in my life, literally cement hard. My ♥♥♥♥ is so hard it hurts. Had to go to the ER. They did some tests, waiting on the call back. So far still diamond levels of hard. Ive came about 3.1415 times in the last minute. I'm bursting just thinking about episode 2. It can't come fast enough...but I can. I named my in game girlfriend bonqwiqwi after my dead IRL daughter. Bonqwiqwi was the love of my life. Shame she contracted aids so young. Me and uncle greg wanted a few more years out of her. But its the way of the road. Anyway back to the game. the super realism of the game hooked me right away. The graphics, the superb acting, and most importantly the narrator are so realistic. The narrator has this angelic voice that turned me on instantly. Hit "v" to try this amazing feature in game. The one bad thing about this game is that hooker Aisha. Her tits just werent big enough like the mommy milkers on Miranda. Honestly how did we end up with that petite little thang? My IRL tits are bigger than Bonqwiqwis small boobs. If they arent past F in the alphabet i dont want em. I want them big hombangala dongalas, them big ole' dongbangala hongas. Ive played this game only once and ive run out of monster condoms for my MAGNUM DONG. But i cant go to the store cuz im still soaking wet from the constant flow of my own ejaculate. im black IRL but now im white. Full on michael jackson up in this hoe HEHE. Anyways, 10/10 would play again. recommend for all ages. (shrek is love shrek is life)