Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.
Or what, for that matter.
(Soul Music)
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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Humility is the first of the virtues -- for other people.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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I am practicing a fine point of ethics. It is acceptable to shoot back.
It is not acceptable to shoot first.
-- Zed Pobre
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It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
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Big book, big bore.
-- Callimachus
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If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring.
-- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking
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