AlaCRity
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HulkSmash 13 May, 2022 @ 10:27am 
I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:

1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;

2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;

3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;

4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;

5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;

Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.com

Have a nice evening, you have nothing to be ashamed of
HulkSmash 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:55am 
People who have seen his Pudge have to get therapy from real hookers before they start the next game
HulkSmash 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am 
When this guy plays Axe, he has so many missed calls that his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone dies. 100% pro player
HulkSmash 10 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am 
2 things

1. Where have you been all my life
2. Can you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go back there
Future 17 Apr, 2019 @ 1:22pm 
Alacrity played CSGO.He thought it would be easy just like dota,but little did he realize that csgo isnt his cup of tea.Dota fanboy
HulkSmash 30 May, 2018 @ 12:43am 
After a good game in dota2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota 2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.