I am wanted by the hague for various crimes against humanity and warcrimes, full list below

Venezuela
- Vehicular Manslaughter (2 counts)
- Money Laundering

The Democratic Republic of the Congo
- War crimes: fighting UN forces in Kinshasa
- Illegal arms trade with the Congolese rebels

Albania
- Grand theft Auto (4 counts)
- Assassination of high-ranked politicians (3 counts)

Kazakhstan
- 2nd degree murder (1 count)
- Stealing refined uranium from the Aktau BN-350 sodium-cooled fast reactor in the Mangystau region

Israel
- Anti-semitic behavior
- Disabling military equipment

Syria
- Ongoing

Russia
-Soon...