damn girl, you fart with that ass?

Hi you don't know me but I have a favor to ask, you have one of my long-time friends added on Steam, I haven't been able to get ahold of him because it's been a while and I don't think he recognizes my account, do you could message him on my behalf or something? Sorry for the trouble and thank you (possibly) in advance!

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I will literally gobble your glizzy mommy

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you :wink: sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.