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Мимикс☺ 15 май 2024 в 18:28 
Круто играешь МОЛОДЕЦ
Leeluu_TheGlitch 9 юли 2019 в 12:38 
Δ~~Δ
ξ •ェ• ξ
ξ ~ ξ
ξ  ξ
ξ  ⌒~~~~~ 〇
ξ   ,     ξ
ξ ξξ ξ~~~ξ ξ
ξ_ξ ξ_ξ    ξ_ξ
Dat isch Gerald
Er isch in deinem Profil
Er schtalkt disch
Leeluu_TheGlitch 9 юли 2019 в 12:37 
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together