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71 of 127 (56%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:37am

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:38am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:30am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:27am

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:38am

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:29am

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:55am

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:50am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:23am

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:43am

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:50am

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:28am

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 10:34pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:37am

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 4:09am

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:02am

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:17am

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 7:59am

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:23am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2019 @ 12:01am

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2018 @ 8:16am

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:52am

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:22am

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 4:50am

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 7:10am

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:47am

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:22am

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:51am

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 12:11am

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 12:55am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2019 @ 12:22am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 4:53am

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 7:27pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:14am

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:26am

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2019 @ 7:12pm

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 4:01am

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 3:31am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:16am

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:07am

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 4:05am

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:11am

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:28am

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2019 @ 3:57am

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2019 @ 3:55am

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 6:13am

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:12am

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:39am

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:07am

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 9:32am

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2018 @ 5:09am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:25pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:27pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:36pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 11:16pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:40pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 10:49pm

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:23pm

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 9:02am

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 11:27pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 7:54am

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 12:54am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:18pm



Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

BFF

Lick a friend

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.