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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 10 Sep @ 2:44pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:55pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 4:52pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 2:23pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:18am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:23pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:58pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:22am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:18pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 4:50pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:20am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:35pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:51am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 6:44am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 8:58pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 7:55pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:24pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 5:56pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 7:24pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:06pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 3:51pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 5:05pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:53pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 4:36pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:58pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 6:57pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:05pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:43am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:30pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 4:21pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:03pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:10pm

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:32pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:26pm

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:46pm

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:02pm

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:46pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 5:41pm

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:21pm

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 7:12pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:44am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:12pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 4:26pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 7:54pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:34pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:29pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 4:03pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 4:07pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:31pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?