hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

“Hey have you heard of Pokemon Shield, I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it so I just wanted to tell you. I’m very quirky and I like this game called Pokemon Shield, yes the switch exclusive Pokemon Shield, as a huge fan of Pokemon Sheild, in case you didn’t know, they really did him justice and every other character, except Malimar, sucks. I never win a single match because I’m too busy playing this epic game called Pokemon Shield btw have you heard of it? Anyway so yeah I thought I should let you know I’m playing Pokemon Shield for the 262th time and I can’t even count that high. I am very arrogant. Now I gotta get back to playing Pokemon and making fun of anyone who doesn’t have the switch to play Pokemon Shield. Make sure you check out my Pokemon Instagram account.”

( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

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