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My house was small, but it took me roughly 90 minutes to build. Oak planks with a spruce roof, and even some cobblestone trim at the base. Im proud of my house. I even have a tamed wolf to spend time with. But now, after building this house, i have an unnatural and unquenchable thirst to commit violent murder on innocent civilians.
Something about placing meter by meter blocks in a peaceful mannor just makes me want to murder innocent civilians. Something about decorating my house with small potted plants and paintings makes me crave the thrill of murder. Something about dying my bed red like I remember my bed used to be makes me want to spit on the lifeless bodies i just killed
I am going to commit mass murder, and it is minecrafts fault.
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For what its worth, being able to dunk on kids on a completely symetrical map because of greater mechanical skill, and having a mastery of timing and peaking more than one spot against an unknown number of enemies are not the same thing. Sounds like you suck at 1v1s bruh
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