Lord Jesus, I come before you, just as I am, I am sorry for my sins, I repent of my sins, please forgive me. In your Name, I forgive all others for what they have done against me. I renounce Satan, the evil spirits and all their works. I give you my entire self, Lord Jesus, now and forever.

Namo Amida Buddha. O Blessed One, Shakyamuni Buddha, Precious treasury of compassion, Bestower of supreme inner peace, You, who love all beings without exception, Are the source of happiness and goodness; And you guide us to the liberating path.

God grant me the skill to kill me a ♥♥♥♥ for dinner.
And remember to skin it cause fur tastes kinda icky.
God grant me the ability to get a good batch of moonshine
Without the taste of kerosene from the fire I ignited it with.
God grant me the will to say no to my cousin Adeline on her proposal of marriage,
I already have bad genes to begin with.
God grant me the luck to hit the Arkansas lotto and buy me a cottage
Cause this trailer I'm living in is ,yeah I said it," trailer trash"
God grant me the wisdom to wash my Osh Kosh Begosh overalls in
Downy to see if I can make them softer cause I haven't washed them for years
And they're kinda smelly and crusty.
God grant me the patrotism to distinguish Between the confederate flag from the Dixie one,
Oh wait, never mind it's the same one the Dukes of Hazzard had. Duh!
And God grant me the patience with the ignorant people who call me a "REDNECK it ain't red people just " sunburned a tad.

Amen!