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[Peter and Lois are dumbfounded after they find Brian masturbating]
Lois: Was he just mas...
Peter: Yes. Do... do I rub his nose in it?
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"For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
"Whose?"
"MINE! HA-HA!"
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Never trust an automatic pistol or a D.A.'s deal.
-- John Dillinger
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* bma wonders if this will make the Knghtbrd .sig
🙂
And now for something completely the same.
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Ignore previous fortune.
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #6

Bathrooms:
A man has six items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste,
shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man
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