Weiner

You see, I recently attempted to buy a waifu body pillow from this man. Last week at 9:00 p.m. sharp if you want exactly when. This man, Harry Johnson, told me that he would sell me my waifu body pillow for 50% off!!! To make things short, he scammed me. Stole my 500 dollars for the sexiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ body pillow I've EVER ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seen. DONT trust Harry Johnson, AKA KillerMango. He will most certainly take all your money and body pillows so dont talk to him.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.