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They invited to a CS lan party at their house. I figured that it would be a fun experience, so I decided to go.
I was told to come in when I arrived. When I opened the door I found a trail of rose pedals on the floor leading into the other room.
I was confused, so I curiously followed it and when I opened the door that they were leading to I found them laying down naked on a bed I was confused I did not know what to think about the whole situation I wanted no part of this and when I started to back off a BIG BURLY BLACK MAN walked up behind me and blocked my path at this point I was scared, but fortunately I had my lucky piece of fried chicken in my pocket.
I threw the piece of chicken in the room and he immediately ran past me and into the room, as soon as he ran past me I ran right out the door and saved my little virgin booty.\
также все скачанные вами видео (отчаянные домохозяйки-2, пинокио(когда он лжет у него....),и ваше любимое ослинное порно под названием red diablos).Мы сожалеем, что потеряли самого важного клиента((
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