Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Ｇａｐｅ Ｎｅｗｅｌｌ

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:47pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:57pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 1:08pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 10:50pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 4:55pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:15pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:06am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 7:40pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 10:09pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 31 Des 2017 @ 4:06pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 31 Des 2017 @ 7:06pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 12:38pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 8:02pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 8:19pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Didapatkan pada 26 Jan 2018 @ 10:02pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:53am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Didapatkan pada 14 Jul 2018 @ 4:06pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 4:58am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:40am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 10:35pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 1:06am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 11:37pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 9:57pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Didapatkan pada 12 Jul 2018 @ 7:44pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Didapatkan pada 26 Jan 2018 @ 10:06pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:42pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:57am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 6:58pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 11:25pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Didapatkan pada 31 Des 2017 @ 7:08pm

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 10:25pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 4:48pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 1:17pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 9:57pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 1:04pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:42pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 7:27pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 8:14pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 8:09pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:10pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:17pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:40pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:00am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 31 Des 2017 @ 4:33pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 26 Jan 2018 @ 9:43pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2017 @ 5:19pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 13 Jul 2018 @ 11:10pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 10:53pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 3:31am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 10:33pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 10:13pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Didapatkan pada 15 Jun 2018 @ 6:36pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jun 2018 @ 11:47pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 9:28pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Didapatkan pada 30 Jun 2023 @ 6:02pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 12:08am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Didapatkan pada 30 Des 2017 @ 11:00pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Didapatkan pada 2 Jul 2023 @ 1:00am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 5:01am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jan 2018 @ 12:39pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 10:42pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 1 Jul 2023 @ 8:51pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

18 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30