Hey_Robert_Here's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 7:21pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 7:29pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked 5 Nov, 2017 @ 5:09am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 27 Mar, 2017 @ 3:11pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 19 Feb, 2018 @ 2:05pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 2:18pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 6:39am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 6:05pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:46am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2017 @ 4:03pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:14am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 12:18pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 4:14pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 6:04pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 1:20pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 7:30pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2017 @ 10:43am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 10 Feb, 2018 @ 3:24pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 7:28pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:46pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2017 @ 3:19pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 24 Mar, 2017 @ 4:15pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 3:30pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:36am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 16 Nov, 2017 @ 7:08pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 18 Nov, 2017 @ 2:02pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 15 Nov, 2017 @ 12:14pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 12 Feb, 2018 @ 3:43pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 10:32pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 4 Dec, 2019 @ 5:00pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 5 Dec, 2019 @ 4:38am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 6 Dec, 2019 @ 3:13am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 27 Aug, 2020 @ 6:41pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 31 Aug, 2020 @ 6:15am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 11:29am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 21 Mar, 2023 @ 12:25pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!