If you can't understand my moves or anything in game or real life don't feel bad because It's just simple when I have such a high IQ that would make Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking insecure. My brain is too big. It processes information and data at unmatched speeds and intelligence that not even NASA scientists can compete. It comes with great responsibilities and with a high range of serious disorders that you couldn't understand, which you should be thankful for. My brain is too powerful.

My IQ is extremely, almost embarrassingly, high. I've never actually taken an IQ test, mind you, but my educated guess is that, if I did, my score would be whatever is the highest possible. No doubt your IQ is lower than mine, but please don't feel stupid or insecure about this, it's not your fault. You're probably just born that way. And you know what? Thank your lucky stars and subpar genetic makeup that you don't have to bear the burden of brilliance like I have to. Being incredibly intelligent is a curse. This is not just one of the many astute observations I have every day, by the way, it is a fact recently confirmed by science.

I was born with this gift that millions of people wish they had but it’s impossible for me to give it away. It’s a worse feeling than being born rich because at least if you’re rich you can give away your money to charity.