you need to be ✨ 𝓮𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓭 ✨

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell l ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my bernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.

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king of frociazzi

+rep really nice killer, thank you <3