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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 9:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:09am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:42am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:03am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 7:26am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:41am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:19am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:22am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:57am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:50am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:12am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:53am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 9:39am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:50am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:02am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:40am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:37am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:12am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:44am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 5:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 9:19am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:07am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:44am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:34am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:27am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:48am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:44pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:06am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:28pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:41pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:40am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:28pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:36am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:03pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:41pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:22pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 7:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:53pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:09pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 3:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:29am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 6:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 5:56am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:45am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:15am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:54am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:45am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:56am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:03am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:09am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:47pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:55pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:49pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:58am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:32am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:12am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:30am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:04am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:50pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 4:43am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:18am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:13pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 10:20am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:50am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 7:53am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:35am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:18pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:44am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:19am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:41am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:52am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:32pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Feb, 2022 @ 10:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:58am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:53am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 7:44am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:10am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:43pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:28pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 1:14pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 8:45pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2024 @ 2:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2024 @ 4:44pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 6:56pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:37am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:30am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:36am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:26pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 6:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:02am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 5:45pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:27am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:34pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:10am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:10am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:30am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:17pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:10am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:34am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:45pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:17pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2022 @ 5:44pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 5:52pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 6:29pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2022 @ 7:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:23am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:44pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:40pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 2:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:15am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:31am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2022 @ 3:17pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 9:33am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:36pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2022 @ 1:25pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:04pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:16am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 3:01pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 2:10pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:52pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:17pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:23pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2023 @ 4:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2022 @ 10:20am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:57am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 7:49pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 11:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 8:24am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:29am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2021 @ 9:28am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:12pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 10:35am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:34pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:57am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:47pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 6:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:07pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:35pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2022 @ 8:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 18 May, 2022 @ 2:57pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 2:39pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 5:02am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2023 @ 9:11am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 3:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 11:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 1:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:28am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2022 @ 6:15pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:35pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 8:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2022 @ 4:44pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:15pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 8:33am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 7:29am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 5:01pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:25am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 4:50am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 10:54am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2024 @ 8:15pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:18pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 8:11am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 4:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 6:39pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 7:16pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 7:43pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:13pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:37pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 8:43am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 6:10pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 12:02pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:33pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 3:23pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 1:50pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:36pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 3:28pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 2:30pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:44pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 9:34am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 7:03pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:31pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:16pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 7:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:54pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 5:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:49pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2023 @ 6:53pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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