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Jale wanna see my feet

Hey just thought I’d let you know that I saw someone advertised what appeared to be YOUR feet pics. Don’t ask me why I saw them because I wasn’t looking for them (I promise!) I don’t even like feet all that much. But I must say that you do have some nice feet. That is if those images were really your feet. I’m not asking you for any feet pics to confirm if they were your feet up for sale or not. I mean… I would mind if you sent me proof… Y’know, just to see if someone actually has your feet pics up for sale Haha… I don’t really like feet… Anyway… Thought I’d just let you know that your feet pics got leaked… Yeah… they’re out there somewhere ahaha… 😇

Sorry for the toe pic, we were about to lose our streaks and I panicked. But what did you think by the way ahahah? 👀

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