Isek, N is mozer... livd eulon in euh smal house on a il. Isek kepte tou imslf, drowinngue pikturs n plaiying wtihe is tois az is mozerwatche Khristian boardkast onh the tv.
Lif was simplek, n thaiye where bothe happ.
Dat was until de da iIsek'smommaaaaaa heurd a voice from above: "sour son haz becum corrupted by sine. i nids to be saved!"

"I wile dou my beste tou sav im, my lorde' isek mother repliede, rushing into isek romm. Removing all that was evil from is liffff.

Againe the voce called to her:
"isek's soule is still corrupt! He neds to be cut off fdrom all that is evils in tihs woirld and corffess his sins."

"I will fowllow your instructions, lods. I have failth in thee", Isek'mother repouilied, as the licked isek away iun this rom, awauys from the veils of the world

part1

1 last time, Isak mom heard the voius of God calling to her
3Youy have done as i asked, but i still question your veotion to moi. Tou prouve your faith i will ask one more thing of you...... uwu"

"Yes lord, anything uwu" isek mother begged

3to prouve your love and veotion, i require a sacrifice, Your son Isek will be the sacrifive, go into his romm and end his life as an offeriong to me, to prouve that you love me above alla else!"

"yaaas queen" she replied, grabbing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s knife from the kitchen.
Isek was wathing through a crack in the ass(doorà, tremble in fir. Scrambling aroung his romm to fing a hiding place, he noiticed a trapdor to the basement, hidden under his rug. Without hesitatin, he flunf poen the hatch hjuts as his mother burst through his door and threwx himsflt down into the unknown depths below.
Part 2

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