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13 of 19 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Pro Gamer

Finish the tutorial.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 10:25am

Unharmed

Reach a checkpoint in one piece.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 10:26am

Red Nose

Beat Hans' first masterpiece.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 10:51am

Unstoppable

Beat Hans' second masterpiece.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 7:27am

Candymeat Fan

Collect 20% of all Candymeat.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:09am

Candymeat Lover

Collect 50% of all Candymeat.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 6:52am

Free TV

Beat 5 levels unharmed.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2021 @ 11:05am

Paid TV

Beat 12 levels unharmed.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Chicken Nugget

Kill 20 chickens.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2021 @ 7:42am

Praise Hans!

Beat Hans.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 11:02am

You fool!

Reunite with your friend.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 11:10am

The show must go on!

Finish the game.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 11:11am

Entertainer

Impress 200 viewers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2021 @ 12:39pm



Candymeat Addict

Collect 100% of all Candymeat.

Blockbuster

Reach all checkpoints unharmed.

Chicken Farmer

Kill 50 chickens.

Chicken Slaughter

Kill 100 chickens.

They love you

Impress 700 viewers.

Hans is impressed!

Impress 1100 viewers.