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36 of 44 (82%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 10:41am

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 10:25am

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 10:18am

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2020 @ 10:35am

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Played with balls

Did you have fun?
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:28am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Disobedient

You ignored the note
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 8:31pm



Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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