Oisoy, my man, you are now at that stage in life, where I now have to teach you about life. Now tell me; have you payed your taxes yet? No? ♥♥♥♥, man... I'ma' going to have to break your legs. But before I do that, have I ever told you the definition of insanity? No? Oh boy! I envy you... Just play Farcry 3 man. But seriously, the tax man ain't going to wait for what is due... Now hold still and think about the tax man! #Heeeeeeeeeellllp!!!

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

After a good game of MW2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great COD and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a COD LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard **** push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hava nagila
Hava nagila
Hava nagila
ve-nismeḥa
(repeat)
Hava neranenah
Hava neranenah
Hava neranenah
ve-nismeḥa
(repeat)

Dear Oisoy,

It's time for my annual Christmas message!
I hope last year was a great year and that you can end the year with friends and family.
May next year be just as great, or even better for you!

Merry Christmas, and a happy new year!

♫We live, We love, We lie♫