[Intro]
Why?
Why?
WHY?

[Verse 1]
Hey daddy, I smack these hoes!
I stuck my pee-pee in some Cheerios
I got a pencil in my nose, and I, beat my diaper everywhere go!
I like to hop-hop like a bunny
Pooped my pants and now it's runny!
I go OOH-OOH
Ya think that's funny?
I stuff my diaper with all my money!

[Hook: Jeffy; Mario]
(Jeffy!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, don't do that!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, eat your green beans!)
Why?
Why? (Jeffy, don't poop your pants!)
Why?
Why?

[Interlude: Jeffy; Mario]
Cat piano solo!

(Aw, Jeffy, stop it!)
Why?

[Verse 2]
Got a helmet on top of my head
Spank my pee-pee until it was red
Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead
It's 10:00 and I'm ready for bed!

[Outro]
Hey daddy, I just, uh, showed you how to poop on the track
So, uh, I'm goin' to bed
I got carrots on, I got my bunny suit on
I'm ready for bed