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👹 * 🎽 * 🎍 * 🚕 * 🌏 * 🚗 * 🥒 * 🌽 * 🕺 * 🔋 * 📕 * 💛 * 👑 * 💎 * 🌋 * 🌳
ㅤ* Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
ㅤ* Christmas trees are like men. They don't look as good once you get them home.
ㅤ* Two vultures boarded a plane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess stops them and says "sorry sir, only one carrion per passenger."
🎈 * 🎽 * 👽 * 👃 * 👳 * 👾 * 💚 * 🐠 * 🐝 * ⛳ * 💃 * 💙 * 🌸 * 🥞 * 🐊 * 🐳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*