Recent reviews by Mind Goblin

I have well over 5k hours across my two accounts.
Valve is only worried about stuffing more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pennies into their wallets and not making a good game.

This used to be the most concrete and popular strategy FPS on the market with over a decade of reputation.
Bring back the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ maps we spent years playing on.
Bring back the game modes we grew fond of when we didn't want to play competitive.
Bring back the old round system, or fix the CT economy.
Premier is a literal mess and cheaters are more common than ever.
Make a rank system based off games played and win rate, instead of this actual rancid ♥♥♥♥ you call CS rating.
(Your old rank system was ♥♥♥♥ too)

You should've made this a separate game valve. You took CSGO out back and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shot it in the head. Then you pissed on its corpse and lit it on fire. OOOOO DOPPLERS GUYS!! WOOWIEEE MORE GLOVE!! SHINY, WOW! You make me sick you corporate scum. Oink oink you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pigs.

If you read this far, do not download this game. Do not play this game, ever. Go download Valorant, in spite, and let the Chinese government spy on you, because that reality is infinitely better than giving valve another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dime for churning out this vile slop.

This is a shadow of its former self. A husk.
RIP CS:GO.

The amount of content in this game for less than 16 Canadian dollars is unreal.