𝑀𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎•𝒞𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓂𝒶𝓈





♬•𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓎 • 𝒞♡𝓂𝒻𝓎•♫

-rep afk start of every round

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

Such a Beautiful bubble butt. If she were my girlfriend I would request that she not shower for three days. Go about your life and do your normal routine. Exercise, work, etc. Then on day three give me the honor to spread those beautiful butt cheeks so I can inhale all of that delicious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aroma. Then allow me to give her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and crack a proper tongue bath. Sweatier and funkier the better.

Specifically what I'm referring to is this. You know at the end of a very long, humid day if you were to glide your fingers across the entirety of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and crack, there would be a slimy texture to it. Even if you are a clean person, it's hard to avoid that ass slime. That's what I love to sniff and lick on girl's ass. It's kinda like a film/slime and it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ succulent and delicious.

Hello ♥♥♥♥♥, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thristy mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid ♥♥♥♥ give me those big udders you ♥♥♥♥ hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ mommy honk honk milky baby want more now honk honk honk pitter patter on those big mommy milkies hee hee hee haha haaaa haaaa can't stop the milk truck coming through honk honk all aboard the titty train hee hee wooo wooooo0o honk honk honk!!!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx