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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 8:53am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:12pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 8:13pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 6:07pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:39pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:23pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 8:59am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:40am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2022 @ 11:39pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:24pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 5:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:09pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:26pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:52pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:04pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:55pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:12am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:39pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 9:19am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 6:46pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:15pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:16pm

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:18am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:17am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:22pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:56pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:49pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:21pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:10pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:20pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 10:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:53am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:10pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:52pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:42pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:05pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:14pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:54am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:19pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:25pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:31pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:10pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:10pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 6:03pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:06am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 9:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 6:59pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 1:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:32pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:11pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:22pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:22pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:43pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:02pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:19pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:42pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:58pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:44pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 May @ 10:30am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 10:38pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:47pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:45am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 4:48pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:00pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:42pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:28pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:21pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 11:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:34pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:23pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:29pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:40pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:26pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:31am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:55am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:24am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 10:26am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:10pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:27am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:29am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:33am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:18pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:25pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:01pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 9:46pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:44pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:02pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:28pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:03pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:57pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:16am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:21pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:55am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:01pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:45am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 12:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:51pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 10:41am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:19am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:33pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:33pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 8 May @ 9:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 6:48pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 12:00am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 May @ 8:24pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:05pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 8:01am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 7:51pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 9:54pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 11:59pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2022 @ 4:44am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 6:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 5:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 5:25pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:12pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:27am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 12:02am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 8:53pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2022 @ 4:11am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:21am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:52pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 6:54pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:10pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:24am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:44pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:31pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:50pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 3:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:40pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 11:27pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:34am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 10:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:30pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:45pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:32pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:27pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:12pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:27am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:44pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:48pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:03pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:39pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 1:57pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:10pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:02pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:24am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 11:24am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:44pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 9:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 6:10pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:35pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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