Are you King Dodongo? Because I really want to explode in your mouth. I had never found true love until you opened the kingdom to my heart. I'll wait for you like I wait for sales on Steam. I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day. Will your ass give me a 1UP if I tap on it? Wanna see my Metapod use Harden? Do you have a white mage in your party? I think I just took a lot of damage falling for you. I'm not possessed by Majora's Mask; I'm just crazy for you. There's something wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you. In order to pick a weapon, all I need to do is press "X." Does this work for picking you up as well?

menace

My heart is hungry for your love, but my mind is aware of what it cannot have. I know we belong to different worlds, so then why did you come and change everything in my life? I thought I didn't want to love again. I thought I wouldn't be able to because my heart has been hurt so much. To even say, "I do"--it's a scary thought, but you came along, and I suddenly became fearless.

It's hard to explain myself or to put it together in one idea; the only easy course is my loving you. For just one look into your eyes makes everything in the world and in my life seem to glow. You make me want to see the sunrise every day, to know it's another day where I could have you by my side. I know faith can make this work someday if I just keep my hopes up. Until then I'll think of you just like now. Your touch will forever caress me with tenderness, and your kisses will keep the flame in my heart alive. I hope that one day soon you and I will be together again.

this is very true

+rep a very cool guy

only half of what these bastards are saying is true