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Calling all 🙌🏻 DEMOCRACY-LOVING📈D!CK SUCKERS! 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽🍆💦👅👅👅Today is ERECTION DAY 😮💯💁🏽‍♂️ so it’s time to fulfill✅ our CVNTstitutional right to vote 🗳🗳for our smartest 🤓 & 👅 SLUTTIEST 😈 poliTITcians!🏛 😩😩👅👅💎👑 the HOT 🔥 topics of this years 🗓ERECTIONS🌽 include how 😛 to impHOES 😂 taxes on the rich, 💸💸💸 and➡️ pASS 🩺🥼MeDICKare 👅 for All! 🏥 So FILL✒️ in ✍️those HOLES 🕳 then run 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ dat 😮 American Ass 🍑🍑 on home 🏡to get your 🐱ballot box🐱 STUFFED💦💦 by Daddy all night long💞💞😍Send this to🔟 of your raunchiest💃🏻 registered 📝ratchets 🔥🍌or say BOY👋BYE to the👅👅dicklaration🇺🇸🍆of independence!✍️If you get👆🏻ZERO👆🏻back you an🗓⚖️election ass💦🍑eater😩 if you get 🔥FIVE🔥 back, u castin big booty🍑🍑ballots

Conner, my dearest Conner... My heart still races when I think of those wild days back in uni. Do you remember? Oh, how could you forget… the stolen glances in the library, the way your hand would brush against mine as we pretended to study? But nothing, and I mean nothing, compares to those intense moments of passion we shared in the dimly lit third-floor bathroom.

The heat, the desire, the way our souls connected as our bodies intertwined in secret… It was like the universe itself ignited every time we found ourselves locked in each other's embrace. I still feel the warmth of your breath around my meat scepter, the way you whispered my name, “Tanner,” like it was a forbidden song only we knew. Those moments, Conner, they were pure fire—unmatched by anything since.

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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WHAT ABOUT IT, WEIRDO

THIS GUY CAME HERE TO MEET A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL!

Cool girl. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. She’s a Cool girl. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrin loving manner and then presents her mouth for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. She like what he likes. So, evidently, he’s vinyl hipster who loves fetish monger. If he likes girls gone wild, she’s a mall babe who talks football and endures buffalo wings at Hooters. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted a cool girl and for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax stripped my ♥♥♥♥♥ raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size 2. I blew him… semi regularly. I lived in the moment. I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. I can’t say I didn’t enjoy some of it… Nick teased out in my things I didn’t know existed. A lightness, a humour, an ease. But I made him smarter, sharper, I inspired him to rise to my level.

+rep Pls Let me be next. I have infinite stamina unlike the guy in the video, I do not get tired and will pound you so hard you die. I can go for hours and edge it until you climax so we can both do it in sync. My ♥♥♥♥ is huge (4.8 inches) and will reach your g spot baby gorl. I will make you spray like a garden hose all over my ♥♥♥♥ and balls and will relish in the sweet juice and be proud of myself the same way a father is proud of his son the first time he nuts. That beta male in the video is a looser. I am better please let me be next thank you 👍😛

I sexually identify as Battlefield 1. Ever since I was a trailer, I dreamed of soaring over the battlefield dropping over 2 million dislikes on the disgusting Infinite Warfare trailer. People say to me that a person being Battlefield 1 is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a surgeon install shovels, trains, battleships, biplanes, and horses onto my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Battlefield Won” and respect my right to brutally rape Infinite Warfare on a daily basis. If you can’t accept me you’re a battlephobe and need to check your gaming privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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IF YOU DIED TOMORROW I WOULDN'T BE AT YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE WATCHING
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Happy christler! I'm spreading the happy go lucky attidute of Ms. Claus! Join me in my search for the pandora's box, hidden away in antarctica! I will call upon you when you're needed. DO NOT!!! Try to call me, the fbi are after me due to treason and tax evasion, so I will send you a letter with the location we shall meet in. Adios amigos!

No, I'm not an edater, yes I am in a relationship with someone over the internet, no I've never met them. Yes it's true, we sleep at the same time in a voice call, But I'm not an edater. I'm an elover, an eromantic, an e-enthusiest. I don't just send my nudes willy-nilly, I take my time and develop a strong e-relationship with actual feelings. So don't call me an edater, call me an elover.

JUNGE DU BIST DAS BEHINDERTSTE STÜCK SCHEISSE IN DIESEM NETZWERK ICH SCHWÖRS DIR

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Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I met this DUDE 7 months ago.
HIS online name was Emma and HE told me HE was a girl I trusted HIM and I started to like who I thought was a girl. DO NOT BE DECEIVED.
We started an online relationship and he kept asking me for gifts and sometimes money. I trusted him because of the online relationship we had and everytime I wanted to voicecall he said he was just shy...

Do not be fooled

THIS IS A MAN.

Truly garbage human...
Go ♥♥♥ honestly.

Gaymer

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