Exactly what the title says. My (29) girlfriend (29) and I were both slightly tipsy and in an argument about who knows what. We were both being petty and some underhanded comments were made. She went to get up to poop and I said "where are you going" and she said "fine I'll poop right here" and she just pops a squat. I said "if you poop right here on the floor I'm breaking up with you." And she said "I look forward to it". I ended up witnessing the fattest ♥♥♥♥ dropped known to man right in front of my eyes. Now, AlTA for actually ending the relationship over this? We've been together for 3+ years and now live together. This all happened in our dining room. I can still smell everything.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

excuse me queen, but something is kind of bothering me. just yesterday, when you shared a meme that said "I want to die" in an array of cool fonts with an image of bart simpson crying, I was the first one to comment "us", less than a minute after you shared it. you then proceeded to heart react my comment saying that.

so now, I'm thoroughly confused as to why today, when you posted that selfie (in which you look absolutely gorgeous in, by the way) even though I immediately commented ":heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:" , there was still an onslaught of disgusting men commenting on your photo saying you're "hot" (which you are, I just would say THAT). I just find this absolutely obscene. I would never treat to you like this.

so now, my question is: why would you heart react said comments???
I know this is the fifth message I've sent this hour regarding this issue, I just hope you please get back to me soon, as I see you're online and sharing multiple memes

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