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ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver. "Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
ㅤ* If you were any slower, you'd be going in reverse.
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