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💛 * 👽 * 💗 * 🐟 * 💄 * 🕺 * ⛳ * 🎁 * 💎 * 😺 * 🚙 * 🌂 * 🥗 * 🥞 * 🍧 * 👹
ㅤ* They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.
ㅤ* I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
ㅤ* If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
👑 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 🎈 * 🌸 * 🍇 * 👳 * 🎍 * 🏓 * 🎽 * ⚡ * 🐛 * 👃 * 👾 * 🍖 * 🌳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!