Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man is stopped by an angry neighbour. "I'd just left the house this morning to collect my newspaper when that evil Doberman of yours went for me!" "I'm astounded", said the dog's owner. "I've been feeding that fleabag for seven years and it's never got the paper for me."
ㅤ* My biggest problem with the younger generation is I'm not in it.
ㅤ* Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!