Certified Sober Driver Moment

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

gooning to ur pfp rn

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Best med <3

Alright, just hear me out, man. Futa isn’t gay

A guy and a girl smashing is 50% gay because there’s one pp, but there’s also a pair of tits and one cooch in there, right?

Gay porn is 100% gay because there’s 2 dudes and 2 pp's, and 0 tits and 0 vaginas in there

Now bear with me, Lesbian porn is 0% gay but 100% lesbian because there’s 0 pp's but 4 tits and 2 coochies.

Now, Futa porn has 2 hermaphrodites, 2 coochies, 4 tits, and 2 pp's making futa 15% gay. Therefore, Futa porn is actually less gay than regular porn.

Admit it, it’s sound logic.