Recent reviews by The Toker

fix rampant cheating problem ✗

fix subtick ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ✗

make matchmaking not terrible ✗

ban the billion chinese accounts flooding the game ✗

release new cases and skins ✓


♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at valve this ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.

i relate to pocketcat a lot, truly inspiring character

100+ hours and have not left border zone

good game

off meta strats

playing as trump and getting the latina vote


playing as joe biden and getting the youth vote


playing as obama and getting the gun lobby vote


playing as bernie and getting the big conservative vote

playing as hillary and getting any vote.

I LOVE IT TOO MUCH as a player of many games including the big titles like league of legends conterstrike and dota 2 i tried out this beta and i could not stop playing it. now that the beta has ended im experencing withdrawal and i cant satisfy my for honor needs SOMEBODY BUY ME THIS GAME

i played this game at 5 in the morning and i felt like i was playing a low budget dating sim and at the very end of this painful journey NOTHING HAPPEND i know that this game has some cool endings you can do BUT UNLESS U KNOW HOW TO DO IT U WILL GO NOWHERE WITH THIS EMILY ♥♥♥♥♥